Comments on: Say ‘NO’ to Splash-Back; Go Toilet Paper Rafting. http://www.poopingblog.com/2006-07-12/say-no-to-splash-back-go-toilet-paper-rafting/ All about pooping! Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:22:27 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.5 by: Blorture - Another Bad Blog (poopingblog) « BLORTURE http://www.poopingblog.com/2006-07-12/say-no-to-splash-back-go-toilet-paper-rafting/#comment-94 Wed, 09 May 2007 22:52:41 +0000 http://www.poopingblog.com/2006-07-12/say-no-to-splash-back-go-toilet-paper-rafting/#comment-94 [...] This was a pretty typical post. This guy, I’ll call him Pooping for short, took a ridiculous topic and decided to glorify it in hopes people would find it so funny that he’d be instantly famous. Well, it’s not funny, nor famous…nor is he. In fact, the domain is for sale now because the guy got sick of updating it. Pooping, having redefined phrases like drop-zone and afterglow, and coining new phrases like poop-flaps, ass-parts, and chocolate hot dog, did however manage to snare a few fans who were compelled to leave comments. Let’s take for example, Billiam who left this little treasure… “Here I sit all brokenhearted. Tried to shit, but only farted!” [...] […] This was a pretty typical post. This guy, I’ll call him Pooping for short, took a ridiculous topic and decided to glorify it in hopes people would find it so funny that he’d be instantly famous. Well, it’s not funny, nor famous…nor is he. In fact, the domain is for sale now because the guy got sick of updating it. Pooping, having redefined phrases like drop-zone and afterglow, and coining new phrases like poop-flaps, ass-parts, and chocolate hot dog, did however manage to snare a few fans who were compelled to leave comments. Let’s take for example, Billiam who left this little treasure… “Here I sit all brokenhearted. Tried to shit, but only farted!” […]

]]> by: Anonymous http://www.poopingblog.com/2006-07-12/say-no-to-splash-back-go-toilet-paper-rafting/#comment-8 Wed, 19 Jul 2006 15:52:41 +0000 http://www.poopingblog.com/2006-07-12/say-no-to-splash-back-go-toilet-paper-rafting/#comment-8 The raft sounds similar to the "Bridge over the river Kwai" technique or the Soft Drop Sling method. I evolved the raft myself when I was about 12 but the sling is my favourite. This involves tearing off about 8 sheets and placing one end on each of the toilet seat and putting your butt cheeks down to hold it in place. Even a massive chocolate dropped will have it's fall broken by the sling and then rest there waiting to catch the follow through splash free. A mighty interesting trick is to see if you can drive a clean hole through the sling. You must check afterwards. Flushing is a breeze. You don't have to put the sling down because it is dragged down off the bowl. Happy crapping! The raft sounds similar to the “Bridge over the river Kwai” technique or the Soft Drop Sling method.

I evolved the raft myself when I was about 12 but the sling is my favourite.

This involves tearing off about 8 sheets and placing one end on each of the toilet seat and putting your butt cheeks down to hold it in place.

Even a massive chocolate dropped will have it’s fall broken by the sling and then rest there waiting to catch the follow
through splash free.

A mighty interesting trick is to see if you can drive a clean hole through the sling. You must check afterwards.

Flushing is a breeze. You don’t have to put the sling down because it is dragged down off the bowl.

Happy crapping!

]]> by: Dylan http://www.poopingblog.com/2006-07-12/say-no-to-splash-back-go-toilet-paper-rafting/#comment-7 Wed, 19 Jul 2006 11:52:47 +0000 http://www.poopingblog.com/2006-07-12/say-no-to-splash-back-go-toilet-paper-rafting/#comment-7 I thought i was the only one who did this. Very useful and has server me well. Be sure not to caught out by a sinking 'raft'. I thought i was the only one who did this. Very useful and has server me well. Be sure not to caught out by a sinking ‘raft’.

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