Poodometers
So I was dropping some loaf today when a thought occurred to me: “Exactly how many dookiedogs have I squeezed through my rectum in my entire life? hmmmm…..” Then I thought about how cool it would be if toilet’s had poodometers. Little devices that count turds and maybe even count your flushes too. Toilets could be sold with a 10,000 turd guarantee and the advertising integrity of 2000 flushes toilet bowl cleaner could be more accurately put to the test.
what a shitty idea
Comment by PreZ — July 27, 2006 @ 10:55 am
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