I love it how people transform in a public toilet. Everyone is serious, nervous… they avoid eye contact and speak in hushed voices.

Well I enetered a cubicle once and started making fart noises, horrendous ones by blowing into my arm. I could hear everyone in the toilet going more quiet in disgust so I raised the volume a notch.

Then someone who could stand it no longer shouted “JESUS!” and stormed out