http://www.poopingblog.com All about pooping! Mon, 28 May 2007 08:29:00 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I love it how people transform in a public toilet. Everyone is serious, nervous... they avoid eye contact and speak in hushed voices. Well I enetered a cubicle once and started making fart noises, horrendous ones by blowing into my arm. I could hear everyone in the toilet going ... http://www.poopingblog.com/2007-05-28/fart-monster/ I don't remember where I saw it, but I remember reading once: "Some folks come here to sit and think, but I just come to shit and stink." Still my favorite bit of wall writing... What's yours? http://www.poopingblog.com/2007-02-01/whats-your-favorite-bit-of-restroom-graffiti/ So I Just got off the pot after holding it in for a while and I'm so relaxed I could fall asleep. It's strange how pleasure appears to be relative, having an ass full of chocolate hot dogs sure is uncomfortable, but that return to normality after launching them out of ... http://www.poopingblog.com/2006-12-15/poop-afterglow/ Ahhh.. This is what every pooper dreams of.. The Neorest Pooping Throne The Neorest 600 The lid automatically opens when you approach it, the seat warmer keeps your poop flaps cozy, and when you're done, it shoots your privates with an "oscillating spray massage" before drying you off with a jet of hot ... http://www.poopingblog.com/2006-12-06/a-christmas-gift-fit-for-a-king/ I don't have anything interesting to say today so here's a picture of a pooping turkey: http://www.poopingblog.com/2006-12-05/pooping-turkey/ Last night I had an experience I don't think comes around often. I went to bed as I usually do, closed my eyes and slipped into a calm, blissful sleep. The dream I had was rather mundane, except for the fact that I kept shitting myself. It was very distressing.. I ... http://www.poopingblog.com/2006-12-04/the-fart-heard-round-the-world/ As a follow up from my last post about how much toilet's suck these days I'm going to bitch a little about toilet paper. What the hell are we thinking??!? If you got shit on your hands would you be satisfied with just wiping it off as best you can with ... http://www.poopingblog.com/2006-12-03/all-toilet-paper-sucks/ I must say I hate my toilet. If you're a guy and you've ever pissed while wearing shorts or underwear, you've probably felt some piss-particles splashing your legs. What in the hell is up with that?! Piss in the middle and get splashed. Piss on the edge and spray mini-droplets on ... http://www.poopingblog.com/2006-12-02/toilets-isnt-it-time-for-some-new-technology/ So I was dropping some loaf today when a thought occurred to me: "Exactly how many dookiedogs have I squeezed through my rectum in my entire life? hmmmm....." Then I thought about how cool it would be if toilet's had poodometers. Little devices that count turds and maybe even count ... http://www.poopingblog.com/2006-07-16/poodometers/ Some people like it, some people don't. It happens to almost everyone. You're sitting there on the throne, coaxing out a log of doo and an instant after release you feel the cool, wet splash of toilet water on your ass. I have a friend who tells me he finds ... http://www.poopingblog.com/2006-07-12/say-no-to-splash-back-go-toilet-paper-rafting/